This blog is a collection of random things that catch my fancy, and me trolling tumblr. Was meant to be a blog about the Ducks, but I'm a lazy ass. Check out the links below for Bio, Interests, etc. And try not to take the jokes seriously.

quidkidconfessions:

I have crushes on five different quidditch girls. None of them go to my school. Sigh.

ALL THE FEELS TO YOU. I know this so much.

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fuckyesquidditch:

We got Team USA:

Team France:

Team UK:

and Team Australia:



So let me just whip out that $200 I just have lyin’ around, rotting…..

tyleroakley:

I can’t.

tyleroakley:

I can’t.

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epic4chan:

“Mike Tyson has beaten every opponent he’s ever faced - except the letter ‘S.’” - Seth MacFarlane  画

epic4chan:

“Mike Tyson has beaten every opponent he’s ever faced - except the letter ‘S.’” - Seth MacFarlane 

Anonymous said: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Yup! You totally found me there! Great detective work amigo.

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You think you can do matlab???

thetellingtruth:

these spiderman memes always remind me of collis humor.

especially the WTF IS THIS NERD SHIT one.

he’d totally say that.

It seriously does.

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up-the-ska-punx:

bullska:

up-the-ska-punx:

bullska:

I can’t control this. I want to read 50 Shades of Grey and see what happens.

That’s exactly want I wanted.

Please do an audio book.

The Twilight Series, as read by Cheston Harris.

Think of Cheston’s voice, as a fist. And think of you trying to sleep, as a face. Now think of that fist, punching that face, right in the face. over, and over, and over again.

“the kind of family you sleep with?”

“the kind of family you sleep with?”

jedi-cellist:

hmmyesperfect:

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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FOR SCIENCE

FOR SCIENCE

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