I have crushes on five different quidditch girls. None of them go to my school. Sigh.
ALL THE FEELS TO YOU. I know this so much.
We got Team USA:
and Team Australia:
So let me just whip out that $200 I just have lyin’ around, rotting…..
“Mike Tyson has beaten every opponent he’s ever faced - except the letter ‘S.’” - Seth MacFarlane 画
Yup! You totally found me there! Great detective work amigo.
these spiderman memes always remind me of collis humor.
especially the WTF IS THIS NERD SHIT one.
he’d totally say that.
It seriously does.
(Source: fullmetal-ass-crack)
I can’t control this. I want to read 50 Shades of Grey and see what happens.
That’s exactly want I wanted.
Please do an audio book.
The Twilight Series, as read by Cheston Harris.
Think of Cheston’s voice, as a fist. And think of you trying to sleep, as a face. Now think of that fist, punching that face, right in the face. over, and over, and over again.
…
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: butts-the-cat)




