Jeffrey, 24, North Carolina.
Quidditch Keeper, Film Maker.
This is mostly random, with some quidditch and film snuck in there. And Ein, my corgi.

hopesbluelight said: Dustin is dead! This is simply his evil twin brother enjoying his life and making a mess of things! How's jeff?! Quidditchy as ever I hope?

Jeff is moderately Quidditchy. I think I should move somewhere. LIKE SEATTLE. Thats a place. That place has things I think. and stuffs.

blackfashion:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

So much for the Black Fathers’ stereotype. (http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2013/12/study-finds-black-fathers-active-parents-despite-stereotypes/)

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Fuck dads, read to your damn kids.

blackfashion:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

So much for the Black Fathers’ stereotype. (http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2013/12/study-finds-black-fathers-active-parents-despite-stereotypes/)

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Fuck dads, read to your damn kids.

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honeybronze:

tablespoons:

dont even pretend that you wouldnt kill someone if murder was legal

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I’ve thought about this so much. at least fake murder. get out  some anger with fake murder, like lasertag or paintball.

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lordofthedawn:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

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I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK. TELL THE COMPUTERS TO BUILD THEMSELVES AND WALK TO TRANSPORTATION WITHOUT ME.

tastefullyoffensive:

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WHERE ARE MY DRAGONSSS

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  1. hulktwerk said: That weight loss tho…

Yeah, my weight lose is awesome. Life is just lifey man. I might just need a scenery change. move out west or up north. xD

lose a follower because of sad jeff statuses #gofuckyourself

I’m gonna watch a episode of game of thrones season 2, because nothin makes me feel better when I’m alone like watching other people ripped from their loved ones. lololololol

BE A WOLF
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A WOLF
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A WOLF
With all the strength of a raging fire
Delirious as the dark side of Moon Moon

cutest-kaiju:

Get a room

cutest-kaiju:

Get a room

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humorous-blog:

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Hey tumblr, Manic Depressive Jeff is back to curl into a ball and talk about how his life has meant nothing, and all the people he values end up hating him. wooooooo. time for biscuits.

dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin

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